1. nprfreshair:

    Was there ever a more charming letter writer than Vonnegut?

    slatevault:

    In which Kurt Vonnegut modestly offers his talents to the JFK campaign. Our favorite line? “On occasion, I write pretty well.” http://slate.me/11QNcwA

     


  2. AT THE CAFE, 23 APRIL 2013

    The barista held out two different-sized cups
    and asked, Which medium would you like?
    They’re both mediums?! I shouted this.
    Medium is whatever you want it to be, she said.

    It is not acceptable to reach over a counter
    and kiss someone, and as such it should
    not be acceptable to write a poem about
    a barista without her permission.

    I thought of her in traffic today, how she
    flipped my worldview with an interrogative,
    like here I am at exit 31A, no closer to
    deciphering this new blueprint—

    I will find her tomorrow.
    She will draw my face in a latte.

     

  3. newyorker:

    Postscript E.L. Konigsburg: “Konigsburg taught, in her famous novel, that “happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place, but there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around.” She may be gone, but her books still teach that lesson.” http://nyr.kr/ZH0v2q

     


  4. FUTURE DAUGHTER PEP TALK

    The answer to whether you should read internet comments
    is always, definitely, an emphatic no.

    There is no reason for you to care what other people think,
    because you are the hyacinth among the biscuits,

    and they are refrigerators without baking soda.

    You are the corporate stadium skybox,

    and they are the sweat on the parquet,
    mopped up by an undergrad majoring
    in sports management.

    You are a professionally curated video playlist
    of cats riding on robotic vacuums,

    and they are wobbly diner tables
    that make eating soup an exploration
    of futility and rage.

    Waitresses might come around and apologize,
    try to stick some sugar packets under the gimp leg
    before pouring any more coffee,
    but they almost never do.

    (http://nyti.ms/10ZlNoL)

     


  5. INAPPROPRIATE GOOD-BYES, mk.1

    When I leave this place, I imagine my departure a vertical explosion,
    in the field out there, a violent force that lifts me from the ground
    and puts me back somewhere else.

    I imagine the result—a deep, wide hole in the earth that could
    fit snugly a great number of 15-passenger vans—

    That’s Anthony’s crater. We don’t go near that.
    Hey, let’s walk around it, ok?

    I imagine the years passing at this crater,
    the glacial, unyielding steamroll of time,
    heavy, dark winters and the vernal, wet
    months of the year.

    Soon enough, Anthony’s Crater is a gift, a new
    community space, it’s understood,
    like a playful misspelling,
    or a t-shirt earned for showing up
    and then leaving again.

    When my hair has receded beyond nowhere,
    and I have loved beyond trembling,
    and my children have come here and
    done all that they wanted
    and no less,

    I will return,
    my car parked at the edge of the road—

    Walking the two-and-a-half miles to this spot right here,
    I will return,
    with a shovel across my shoulder.

    You will barely know who I am
    or what I mean—but I’ll return.
    And I will begin to refill what I left here,
    I promise you.

     


  6. INSIDE JOKES FOR PEOPLE WITH CATS

    is the best coffee table book purchase I’ve ever made—
    every page a new whisker, a new set of claws,
    with detailed photographs of fur patterns
    and anomalous, silly behaviors—

    like cats who sleep in sinks,
    or cats who sleep in bookshelves,
    or cats who sleep in dog beds!

    “Inside Jokes for People with Cats”
    is also a self-help affirmation rag.
    Don’t be afraid of the Devil, it says.
    The Devil doesn’t give a shit about you.

    Last night my cat slept on my chest—
    she knows I’ve been reading the coffee table book.
    It describes people in the Middle Ages,
    how they would sleep with objects on their rib cages
    to protect their hearts from the Devil.
    Sometimes those objects were cats.

    Never mind that, though, here’s the truth:
    Last page of the book features a picture of a man,
    not a cat, staring intently at a blank space on a wall.

    The text underneath reads:
    Perhaps cats aren’t the only creatures
    who chase shadows
    that were never there in the first place.

     


  7. Future Toasters

    Hi! It’s National Poetry Month during April! Here’s a poem I wrote. Whether this is a one-a-day thing remains to be seen. Baby steps into the shallow end, you know?

    FUTURE TOASTERS

    Last night Jeanie showed me her knuckles—
    red and raw from the amount of doors.
    I stepped out of the moment to think of
    something about bare-knuckle boxing
    and the Supreme Court—
    came up for air: nothing.

    She described her morning as
    trying to turn rocks into trees,
    so as to sway them more easily,

    and one man described his opposition to
    same sex marriage as a concern for
    out-of-pocket expenses for the toasters
    he’ll have to buy—

    future toasters, you know, for future receptions.
    Jeanie left him a rock, unconvinced.

     


  8. SOME BIOSHOCK THOUGHTS: SPOILERS FEW TO NONE

    A video game has never kicked on all my brain lights in the way the new Bioshock has. The game has nearly everything I’m interested in re: storytelling—nebulous explanations of time travel or quantum leaps, the deep sadness and almost naive happiness of early 20th century music, a non-sexualized, quest-driven relationship between a man and a woman, and a deliberate effort to deliver small details that actually embiggen the world so that you’re not immersed so much as engulfed.

    (i.e. Near the beginning, before Bioshock finally allows you to shoot fire out of your hands, you’re walking around a kind of centennial celebration of the floating city. It looks the way Main St. USA should look in 1912—American flags all over the place, dudes hawking popcorn and cotton candy, people on the sidewalk delighting in the festivities, ladies in hats, all that. And if you just follow the arrows, you’ll be fine, yeah, you’ll get to the point when you’re shooting fire out of your palms pretty quickly, but you’ll miss out. At one point I turned a corner and saw two young boys in an alley, smoking cigarettes. Certainly they’re not supposed to be there. Where are their parents? Where did they get those cigarettes?)

    My car has been in the shop most of today and because of that I’m getting in touch with the pedestrian world of Cape Cod. It doesn’t exist, really. Hardly any crosswalks or signs to tell motorists that it’s Massachusetts law to yield. I walked to a bookstore, looking for a book tie-in to the game. There’s gotta be some kind of cash-grabby thing out there that extends the universe. A soundtrack, a comic, something to sate me. I know they’ll release downloadable content expansions in the coming months and my hope is that they’ll zoom in on some of the more interesting side-plots—like the dude who made his bones using the tears in timespace to pull 80s pop music into 1912. Would people back then even appreciate Cyndi Lauper? Is there something timeless about girls and their desire for fun?

    I’m so very glad to have experienced Bioshock and that a group of people made that world for public consumption. In college, when I had finished Infinite Jest, my mind reeled because I knew the book was changing the way I approach reading and writing. I feel that now with Bioshock Infinite and the way I approach video games. I have been active in not giving a shit about video game stories for a long time. How can I come back from this. How am I going to sit down and play Gears of War now.

     


  9. My favorite part about the new Bioshock is the way it uses music. Because the game gets all wibbly-wobbly with the fabrics of time and space, there are all these moments when you can listen to fun rag-time covers of songs written long after 1912. I put together a quick spotify playlist of the songs I could recognize. I’m trying to figure out if they’re going to release the songs as they are performed in the game. I’d like to listen to those on my own time.

    (Source: Spotify)

     

  10. Son Of Rogues Gallery - “Shenandoah” (by antirecords)