SHRED GIRL SHRED!
REMEMBER: WE ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN
“In addition to responding to people’s voices, the Senster also responded to their movements” [via]
THE FREEZE
PAT’S SOCKS
BEHIND HARRISBURG, PA REST STOP
Instead of going around the table and listing what we’re thankful for, this year I led a 14-person game of Would You Rather that lasted the entire meal. First question: “Would you rather know the secrets to constant happiness and comfort but also be lactose intolerant OR would you rather never again have to pay for cheese, like you could go to any store that sells cheese and they’d know you as the guy who gets free cheese, no questions asked?”
Uncle Dave was the first to answer. “The cheese,” he said. “I am in my mid-50s. I have never married. That doesn’t mean I won’t. But Jesus Christ I’m not gonna sacrifice unlimited Vermont Cheddar just so I can know a few answers.”
“Waited till 9” - Wim Delvoye
